In Praise of Bush

I am writing in praise of Bush both to avoid being rounded up with the others and because praise should be given when praise is due:

He has solved the problem of social security by by cutting Medicare benefits and by eliminating the inspection of meat packing plants--the elderly are particularly susceptible to Listeria.

He has solved the problem of illegal immigration both by cutting wages and by destroying the value of the US dollar so that it is hardly worth while sneaking across the border.

He has removed 11 million from the unemployment roles--1.5 million in the military.KIA, and military support roles, and 9.5 million by not counting them as unemployed once their eligibility for unemployment benefits ends.